Monday, October 12, 2009

Random thoughts and odd jobs





Is it just me or does Jason Werth look like the guy in the Geico ads?


Rush Limbaugh buying the Rams? Was going to buy the Blues hockey team, but they have a left wing.

Michael Jackson co - wrote a song in 1983 with Paul Anka called 'This Is It?'
Is this the guy that had hits in the 70's "I don't Like to Sleep Alone", and "You're Havin' My Baby?" Who knew???

I saw some people are receiving "new" lungs from people that have died from smoking.
Good idea. Is this part of the new health care system? "Well, it was the best we could do on such short notice. Next?"

Barbara Streisand is selling a lot of her stuff. Geez, I can't even part with a
pair of converse I bought in 1995.

I don't hate the 8, I just hate Jon and Kate. Please Dear God, make them go away.

I saw a report recently the best paying jobs are anesthesioloist, gynecologist, and a pyschiatrist....Boy, if that doesn't sum up life! We are born into this world to be numbed all over again, while trying to find our way back into the womb... only to have to get a prescription to help deal with the consequences of all that.
No wonder they are in demand!

Ever list what jobs you have had in your life? Here are some of mine:

Bingeman's Restaurant---best one there was when Bingy said "put six gallons of milk on ice, we are catering a party." I dumped the milk in a bucket on top of the ice~! oops!

Worked as a bar boy at Landis Valley Inn...I brought ice to the Bartenders all night. It was during the disco era so I loved the nightlife~

Chicken Lickin'. I dreseed as the proverbial Chicken and waved people in one afternoon. I couldn't cook, so they put me in the suit.
$2.50 an hour not bad.

Piano and organ salesman, I couldn't play, but I sold a few.
(3x I did that)

Armstrong...during college summers, was on the Yard Crew. Managed to spend a whole morning on a riding mower and forgot to put the blades down! oops~

Quality Inn....busboy...once cleared a whole table as they went to salad bar, I didn't realize they were not finished... I was fast~ Even dumped their martinis.

Sweep Left DJ in Lincoln....Now that was cool! Under disco lights, you're name will be seen, you can fulfill all your dreams~!

Misty's House DJ, Nebraska Gamedays were awesome~

Bobbie Jean's DJ in KC They liked two types of music country and western~

Christian Sports Network-- KC. Didn't make any money, but had fun covering Royals games.

Radio Stations KISS FM, KJ-95, WNZT, WAHT, WHP, WLAN, Kids Radio Network, and WSBA. Hosted talk shows, sports, news, sold advertising, (yes I sold AIR!!!)

Temp jobs to include delivering specimens to hospitals, working a pretzel line, and putting stickers on paint tubes.

TRIVIA GUY!!!!!! Quite a journey through towns and sounds, hires and fires, and now down to questions and answers. Life is good. I'm now doing what I want on my terms.

Monday, October 5, 2009

my top 10 list




David Letterman being extorted for 2 million?

My top 10 List of things that make me go hmmmmmm:


10.) Will new evidence point to Dave sleeping with Paul the night his bandleader wrote "It's Raining Men," come out?

9.) Will Madonna now admit she slept with Dave the night she couldn't say the F word enough.

8.) Will Conan get any bright ideas?

7.) Will it be revealed a shih tzu had sex backstage with a poodle during a stupid pet tricks performance? Letterman covering up the birth of the shiht-poo. The puppy Max, now is in hiding in a Max shelter, founded by Max Weinberg.

6.) Will evidence show in paternity tests... Dave knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter?

5.) Will Ball State offer internships to fill World Wide Pants positions anymore?

4.) Did Bud Melman know about this? And is that why he left the show at 81? He was still in his prime!

3.) How late did Dave stay out after a Late Night?

2.) Why did Dave really enjoy those cigars so damn much? (can you say Clinton?)

1.) Did Ed Sullivan ever hav sex with his crew? Really big sheeeeew~

Note: A little known fact: The Beatles had sex with Sullivan's staff after their American debut in 1964. Some staff memebers say there were even some dancing bears in the room.

Some random Letterman trivia:

My Mensa from Sunday night~

Two actresses on Late Nite have called Dave an asshole. One was a witch in 'Witches of Eastwick,' and one was a witch in 'Bewitched' the movie! Name them!



ANSWER: Cher, Shirly MacLaine