Saturday, January 31, 2009

What is up With Chuck E. Cheese? Geeeeez!!!!


What is up with Chuck E. Cheese? Once a family friendly place with a keyboard playing gorilla, whack a mole game, and pizza birthday parties for kids, is now a haven for all out brawls ands bloodbaths. At my local Chuck E. Cheese, at least one man was left bloody after a recent fight.

"The adults were holding their kids and it was terrible!" Karen Rineer said just after the fight.Rineer and her daughter, Nicole, 15, were leaving a birthday party for Rineer's younger daughter when the brawl began."We were standing there and machines almost got knocked over," said Nicole. "The one waitress, she went in and said three guys were coming at her."Rineer said she knew of at least two men involved. "One is all bloody; he's in the bathroom," she said at the scene. "The other guy that got cut is upstairs with the cop."A woman who answered the phone at the Fruitville Pike location and identified herself as a manager said, "Chuck E. Cheese is proud to offer a safe and fun family experience to many people in this area."



Police were called to the Fruitville Pike restaurant at least seven times last year for incidents ranging from fights to a possible attempted abduction, according to newspaper reports.Earlier this month, six people were arrested after a fight at Chuck E. Cheese in Susquehanna Township, near Harrisburg, the Patriot-News reported.The Wall Street Journal recently reported that similar scenes have been unfolding at the chain around the country.



Chuck E. Cheese maybe should go from G or PG to NC-17 or R.



I wrote a little rap, (maybe rapped by Chuck EZ Biggier Cheez)

Down with the dough,
on with the show....
Win a token, lets go blow to blow....
Blow out the candles on your pie....
Better be careful, get a black eye....


Whacked a mole, in the arcade,
Don't be scared, don't be afraid.....
Chuck E. Cheese is the new turf war,
Mr. Munch is my homey on floor.



Don't need no scratch ... just exonumia...
So come on in ...I'll see you soon-ia....
Shut your pie-hole and watch your back...
Chuck E Cheeze is under attack~!




IS CHUCK E. CHEESE SAFE FOR KIDS ANYMORE?????


TRIVIA FUN FACT
: The current voice over guy who plays Chuck E. Cheese is Duncan Brannan, also the voice of "I love you, you love me....Barney.

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